Bride-
This is the most important day of my life! This is the day that every girl dreams of! I am living the dream! I have got the perfect husband. I can't wait for the I do's. I am sure that they will be magical! Oooh, here they are now! Why does Brett have a sullen look on his face? He is probably just nervous! Oooh, Brett is pulling out his card that he wrote his vow on! The priest, then looks at me and then at Brett and says,
"Would you, Brett, like to say your vows to Jenny?"
"Yes," Brett replies. He looks down at his card; I bet it will be beautiful! This is it! My dream come true! Brett gives me a ring and closes he finger around it and then sighs saying,
"I didn't want to be this guy, but-"
Photographer-
And zoom in and focus on the Brides face as they say the I do's. Now to check the picture, purfec- wait, why is the Bride's face shocked? The groom must have just switched the ring out for a better one. I bet the vows are beautiful, too bad I can't hear them. Now, to take another picture. Zoom, check. Focus, check. The picture look gre- wait, is the bride crying? Aww, that's so cute! I bet the groom's vows are so amazingly beautiful, I wish that I could hear more than ever now! I would be lucky if I could get a guy like that, or a guy at all for that matter. Time to take another pictur-, where is the bride? There she is! Wait a minute, why is she storming down the aisle and away from the altar? Well, I guess I interpreted what was happening all wrong! I better ask the groom's father what happened.
Groom's Father-
Yes, yes, all according to plan! Whoops! I have got to pay attention the deaf photographer is signing me. I have got to look shocked. She signs frantically, what happened? I sign back, he left her at the altar. She walks away shocked and confused. I wouldn't blame her I had the most perfect plan! Telling Brett to leave her at the altar or she would be killed by me. Either he really loves her or he doesn't want to see me go to jail. I never could have hoped for the reaction I got out of the bride! I never like her anyway. Now to disappear before anyone wants to talk.
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