2nd Grade Love

Boi: Hey, I know that you have been hitting on me because you're sharing your fruit snacks with me during snack-time.  #lol

Gurl:*giggles girlishly* Thank god you noticed! I was beginning to think that you didn't even know I existed! #pleasebebae

Boi: Well, I did notice, and you’ re one fine piece of first grader so like, do you want to go out with me?!?!?!

Gurl: *screams excitedly* OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!!!!!! #baeisbaenow

Narrator: Four hours later

Boi: *while swaying hips* I know that we've been together for ages now…

Gurl: Yassssssssss…  #whitegurl

Boi: And I think that after all this time, that I love you! #truelove

Gurl: *squeals and does little jumps* I love you TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Boi: *thinks to self* I like it when she jumps ;)…

Together: I love you!

Boi: Let’s get married during Recess under the monkeybars!

Gurl: I'll wear my best Dora themed skirt!

Boi: I’ll not rub mud all over myself!

Narrator: At Recess…

Boi’s friend: I now pronounce you, Pre-Pubescent, high voiced husband and flatchested, first grade wife.

Gurl’s friend: You may now hug the bride!

Gurl: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I’m not ready for this!!!

Boi: But it’s been like a whole four hours together! *stomps foot*  

Gurl: But what if a teacher sees us?!?!?! They could take away recess time!

Boi: Good point, you know I like my recess like a #whitegurl loves her starbucks!

Narrator: One Snacktime later…

Boi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’ BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gurl: *confused* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????

Boi: *in fury*  I. SAW. YOU. SHARING YOUR FRUIT SNACKS WITH BILLY!!!!

Gurl: Oh Shiitake Mushrooms! You weren't supposed to see that!!!!!

Boi: I thought we had something special!!!!! #betrayed

Gurl: I’m sorry, but Billy, fulfils my needs like you never could… he has goldfish! #satisfied

Boi: Fine, Go have your Goldfish with Billy! I hope your fruit snacks taste bad and you color outside the lines!!!!! I'm breaking up with you!!!!

Gurl: Fine!

Boi: Fine! And I’m keeping your dino-gummies! #dinosaurs

Narrator: Boi and Gurl’s relationship lasted roughly two snack times and a recess. During which, one hug was thought of and one marriage had.